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I’m trying really hard not to be overly harsh right now but are you fucking kidding me? Let the girl wear a princess dress and go play at a princess party with her friends. If the Mom hadn’t resisted so much her daughter might be over this phase already. A girl wearing a princess dress doesn’t make her weak just like

This is the perfect summary.

Prior to the massive fall out of her affair with Brad was Angelina doing this kind of work? Not really. Her public image changed dramatically after the affair came to light, it was a way to fix her “tarnished” image especially since this wasn’t the first time she broke up a couple. Mixed with her open past abuse of

The same people who bought the shit out of the capsule collection she released with MAC. WOC since they are underrepresented in the cosmetics industry.

The skirt is awful but still for Katy this is a good red carpet look. I think they’re still together, but who knows.

This is probably Katy Perrys best Grammys look ever. She usually looks a mess, so this is a step up. The color of the dress is great, I’m just not sold on the entire dress.

The best part is it wasn’t able to be zipped all the way up. It clearly is a custom gown & whoever made it, doesn’t even like her.

Maybe he genuinely likes her companionship or he wanted a trophy wife. Or he likes lording his intelligence and wealth over her.

I can’t stand her stupid meme but this burn is so damn good.

Maybe Speigel is asexual? Those leaked emails read like someone who’s never had sex but would like to make it seem he might have. He isn’t bad looking so I imagine if he wanted to get some when he was in college he would have been able to.

The high fashion hijabs are gorgeous. They just look luxurious.

I despise Macy’s. I’ve worked retail and I just can’t explain why I hate them so much. The customer service is awful, the clothes are not worth even half of what they’re charging, they shut down the best parts of the regional department stores they bought up. I remember when Macy’s was Marshall Fields and before that

YES. This is the best post on Jezebel or any subblog ever.

My mom didn’t have it in her to argue with me constantly. I had a ton of the glittery tshirts that said things like “so cute” on them. The actual inappropriate stuff was a no go but they had some stuff that wasn’t awful

Every time my mom and I went into Wet Seal was a disaster. It ended up with her telling me something I wanted was inappropriate and me getting super angry. Looking back she was right, no 14 year old needs a sheer crop tank top with sequins that was ugly as sin anyways. I also got a skirt from there and when my dad saw

If and when he revokes press privileges it could lead to the networks revolting against him. He might wind up losing the semi-decent coverage that CNN & NBC give him. If they’re already banned then they have no reason to play nice.

The top picture is my parents 2 pups Lacey (black & white) & Sparks (white & fawn). I just got back home from an extended visit with my family and I miss them SO much. The bottom two are my kitties who won’t leave me alone since I got home. Sebastian is grey & Ella is white.

If you like baths, get a bath bomb from Lush or special bubbles and some wine. Then when you’re done, go pass out in bed. It is my favorite at home pampering because the warm bath & wine makes me soooo sleepy. The sleep after is glorious.

I signed up for a Costco membership yesterday & I was SO excited to do so. I’m 28, it made me feel 48.

My hair is really thin and gets greasy pretty easily. I shampoo maybe three times a week and I use the sea salt every couple times. I think it is called Big, I love it but it probably wouldn’t be right for you if you have thicker hair. I use it to get more volume. I love everything that I have used from Lush. I really