I keep thinking his handlers are going to admit he’s been suffering from dementia for the past 50 years...
The ultimate malicious Cabbage Patch Doll:
I’ve had a few beers and this is making me laugh like a lunatic. I kinda want to jump Mr. Levy to see I can get get possessed by a sex demon tonight. Sounds way fun. Maybe we’ll watch a little porn first. Cover all the bases.
Jennifer Lawrence is in love with Nicholas Hoult AND Chris Martin.
Sugar-free lemonade?
in no way can i explain why i made the word ‘want’ into a conjuction
I feel like Josh Hartnett is making a Skee-Lo joke here and I’m pleased by it.
i cant stop watching this.
Two separate thoughts. 1. I totally forgot that Charlize Theron both has a son and is South African, which makes me wonder, why doesn’t she have a South African accent?
Kim Kardashian gets the same rating as someone who knew her son was molesting her daughter???
As much as I would love to see it the Duggars will never see the inside of a prison. let’s just forget that now. Those fucks certainly deserve it but I just can’t see it happening.
There are a million reasons why I wouldn’t want to be a celebrity, but one of them would definitely be that Mom grading system. I don’t think I’d have the self esteem to handle it. Like if my kid was crying because of some arbitrary reason, and a pap snapped a pic, and a mag implied he/she was crying for the nanny?…
I’m trying to formulate a comment/gif worthy of this, and failing utterly. You know that kind of sudden barking laugh that’s so loud it hurts your throat? Ow.
How much do we think Gwyneth Paltrow’s kids charge for a glass of artisinal, organic lemonade? $5? $20?
“Two more inches would be great.”
i wan’t to anthropomorphize this just so i can punch it in the face
All women must wear cutout dresses this week or they will be cursed at.
Sorry about your troubles Bjork, but can I have the rest of that sandwich? I mean, if you’re not going to finish it...