**Hands you vodka on the rocks and a slice of toast**

Keep your back to a pole. I’d rather brush up against urine than die.

THIS DOES NOT HELP CONVINCE ME THAT MY FEAR OF BEING PUSHED ONTO THE TRACKS BY A STRANGER IS IRRATIONAL, MARK

Sold. I can’t wait for Celebrity So You Think You Can Get Away With Murder.

oh my god

I bet she has a “No Ragrets” tattoo on her lower back.

Well, it took a while, but Jack Donaghy’s plan to tank NBC has finally come through.

Don’t forget how they passed on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

judging by the rest of NBC’s programming lineup, this interview will be for a job as the host of the new NBC reality TV program, “So You Think You Can Get Away With Murder?”

Is Nancy Grace involved? If not, I’m not interested.

why in the fucking world would I want to watch a TV show about this awful thing.

I mean maybe she means now that she’s experiencing it personally she’s reached a new level of understanding, in which case it would serve her well to specify. Or maybe I’m being wayyyy to generous, haha.

I can see how see how landing Caitlyn Jenner as a spokeswoman would be a huge deal for a make up company.

me, being part of the problem: reading all this news about Louie, saying “oh that can’t possibly be true,” rolling over, and watching more Louie.

hahahha Stephanie March. Props. That is hilarious.

That is the most ignorant comparison you could have made.

Yes, this. The stand out thing I see in this story is that the guy is completely oblivious to the effect his actions have on the person in whom he presumably claims to be interested.

Are you kidding me? This guy clearly had issues, women are trained to be nice and not make men feel bad, she gave him an insane hypothetical she assumed he’d forget about or she wouldn’t live to see, and HE HELD HER TO IT EVEN THOUGH HE COULD TELL THAT SHE WAS UNCOMFORTABLE. She started sobbing at the table. How can…

If you read other comments (I don’t recall if they’re in reply to you specifically, and I’m too lazy to trawl through the post again) you’ll see other people explaining WHY many women don’t take the direct route. All too many ‘Nice Guys’ don’t take the direct no well — personally speaking, I’ve been called a prude, a…