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Yep. Most people who post obsessively on social media about their bae tend to be in up and down relationships. One of my best friends does this & I’m always thinking in my head “sure Jan”. She will literally text me about some shitty thing her fiancé did and within an hour she’s posting about how much she loves him &

I would troll them now but I’m almost sure that shit is gonna give me a brain aneurysm.

He is awful which is why fucking with him is so glorious.

He called me a cunt 2x & told me the only thing I’m good for is being on my knees. I finally shut him up by telling him no woman was ever going down on his micropenis.

This guy is sooooo easy to bait.

For sure. Toms voice has been starting to go for years & Skiba sounds really good still. Also I think Skina has probably always been a better musician anyways.

I love Blink & I don’t even care how it makes me look. I just saw them in August with one of my best friends. It was my 28th birthday present from my husband, I had an awesome time. They’re still great live, they put on a fun show & I won’t lie I’d go see them again. Blink was one of my favorite bands starting with

If she names who it likely is (Harvey Weinstein) he will sue her into bankruptcy and she will never work in Hollywood again. Without concrete evidence against him people will just claim she’s lying & she will also be broke and jobless. I don’t blame her for not naming names.

I can’t think of a single contestant that I didn’t love. Tamal, Nadiya & Martha have been my absolute faves.

WHOO!

I hope you’re right but I am very worried that Trump has awoken an insane minority of our population who will believe that Shillary & the corrupt DNC stole the election from him.

I can understand wanting to give her the benefit of the doubt but this is exactly why celebrities have managers & public relations professionals working with them. It is likely that she was given at least a watered down version of what is happening there & is still willing to participate in their propaganda for a buck

CPS needs to step in and take this poor girl away. She should not be forced to see her abuser in the community. Her family is complicit in what happened to her & I just can not. I would honest to god adopt this girl and let her live with me where she would always be safe and loved. This is hurting my heart in a way I

Which if she is being paid still speaks to her interesting values. I honestly believe that she will do literally anything for a buck & some screen time no matter what the consequences of her actions are.

Or she’s being paid. That definitely seems like the most likely option to me.

I can’t wait for next month with Starbucks rolls out the Peppermint Mocha Latte. I love it and I don’t care who knows.

Sorry but anyone who can’t muster up some sympathy for a woman who was tied up during a robbery, & who was worried she might be raped is an asshole. I don’t give two flying shits what she does for a living, if she made a sex tape or anything else. What happened has to be terrifying & it is likely she will suffer from

Sounds like someone is a piece of shit and it sure as hell isn’t the Kardashian family.

I’m seriously considering calling my dad to see what he has to say. He used to loveeeee Glenn Beck, so much so that when I called him an insufferable asshat he threatened to kick me out. He’s gotta be very broken hearted right now.

That is horrible. I am so sorry that happened to you. I can’t imagine how terrifying that would have been.