Seven Ps: Previous proper planning prevents piss-poor performance.

I’m sorry, but if you have to use Latin to make yourself sound smarter, it’s probably because you’re not very smart to begin with. Anyone who knows you will know that you’re doing this and will give you grief about it. Anyone who falls for this is an ass-kisser.
Being well-spoken comes from being taught properly and…

I’ve often wondered what all those fancy-shmancy liquors taste like.

Blind squirrels.
The shoot-down of our drone is probably a lucky shot.
The oil tanker capture is a classic case of western countries sticking their heads in the sand and not arming the vessels traveling through dangerous areas.  That falls under the heading of the bullsh*t policy known as “rules of engagement”.

Allow me to explain how this is going to work.
Before: Company charges customer $2. Company gets $1. Employee gets $1.
After: Company charges customer $3. Company gets $1. Employee gets $1. Union gets $1.

I realize that you’re all too young to understand this but Medicare-for-all won’t fix anything. Let me say that again very slowly: Medicare-for-all... won’t... fix... anything.

Try to come to the realization that you rent everything in your life these days.  Once you understand this you will start to look for ways to avoid renting things that you don’t need.

*GASP* People are PROFITING from the “climate crisis”?
That should tell you everything you need to know.

I hate it when people pull a full car-length PAST the stop line on the ground before even thinking about stopping. Lots of people will just roll through it if intersecting traffic is far enough away.
Sorry, folks, but YOU are not oh-so-important that the rules do not apply to you.

I’ve always had a problem with righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.  This assumes a specific reference point on a round object.  I prefer clockwise-to-close.

Yeah, this would be great if people, you know, actually did some work.

Where was this person during and more importantly BEFORE the confirmation hearings? Sorry, but this is bullsh*t like the last one. Try to remember that we do not practice Napoleonic justice in this country, folks.

Google’s new slogan: Don’t be evil unless we can get away with it.

Well, not quite.  Some of those words tell me that you had an excellent English teacher in high school.  What irritates me is when people make up words to make themselves feel important when they’re really full of sh*t e.g. webinar.

EA finds your collective lack of faith disturbing.

Yeah, sorry, but that make YOU look like an asshat.

Yes, that is a waste of money.  Journalists have no trouble making themselves look bad and do so on a regular basis.

I read this as “How do I get the Biden experience on my wall-mounted toilet?”

I read this as “How do I get the Biden experience on my wall-mounted toilet?”

“Leftists posing as white nationalists have infiltrated conservative media.”  FTFY

What are you complaining about?  I thought this was “settled science” and not up for debate?