When I went to Europe, I had a “truckers wallet” made. This is a leather pouch with a zipper and a length of chain like a dog collar. On the end of the chain is a leather loop that snaps onto my belt. I kept the pouch part in my front pants pocket.
I actually felt some French twit sticking her fingers in my back pocket…

The fact that somebody needs to write about this is a scathing indictment of our public education system.

Why don’t you just go ahead and serve it with haggis and cilantro?

You just love it when one judge or one executive order screws over people who didn’t have a say in the matter but when it happens to you, you get all bent out of shape.  Well done.

Yet another attempt to tax prosperous countries, no doubt.

You’re assuming that rolling back the standards was the goal.  No, the goal was to rope-a-dope states like California into telling the federal government to go pound sand.  It set a precedent that states in the future not loyal to the left can tell a future leftist president to go pound sand on pretty much anything…

Sorry, but this is bullsh*t.  My dad has AMD and is a patient of the world’s leading retinologist.

You know Claudia’s death scene in Interview with a Vampire?

Two words: Pink mist.

Yeah, good luck with that.  The fact of the matter is that oil touches so many aspects of everyone’s daily life that you’d be completely effed without it.  But you keep trying.  Everyone needs a hobby.

Why is it that all these morons know how to do is punish people who have nothing to do with the thing they’re so bent out of shape about?

Nice to see that GoPro will still be around in the future.

Recessions happen when there is too much bullsh*t in the marketplace. The housing crash happened because prices were hyperinflated due to a whole lot of clearly unqualified people getting loans. All of that was engineered, btw.
Dotcom happened because people were pumping gobs of money into every startup that mentioned…

Did she have a bibopsy to find out?

I’ve got a Steadicam Merlin with the arm and chest harness and I’d really like to adapt one of these to the arm. That would save a hell of a lot of time and aggravation trying to balance the Merlin.

Let me see if I understand this: Countries are paying another country a crapton of money not to eff up their land.  Sounds like a hell of a deal.  People should pay me a crapton of money not to piss in my backyard.

Um...civil rights are not bestowed upon you because you have a full-time job.
And what is this “table” are you referring to?

Probably shouldn’t be breeding and propagating the stupid gene anyway.

Clint Eastwood said it best. “Opinions are like a$$holes. Everybody’s got one.”
Chances are, when you think somebody is doing something wrong at the gym, it’s your opinion. Nobody wants you to bend over so they can see your a$$hole. Ergo, nobody wants your opinion either.
Life would be so much better if more people…