Disney should just shut Disney World down and rebuild in Georgia, but this time with blackjack and hookers. Actually, they should do that regardless of the outcome in Florida.

This is a high quality article. Had to double-check that I was still on gizmodo.

I was thinking something similar. Shouldn’t there be a well established gender discrimination playbook? Shouldn’t there be ample evidence? Why couldn’t the palintiff’s lawyers pull this case together?

This isn’t the first plane crash with many passenger deaths. There should be precedent for how to calculate the monetary value of a human life. Why is Boeing trying to blaze a new trail? Did they fail to hit their bad publicity quota?

Democracy is the government of the people by the people. Corporations are people. Everything is fine.

If only there were an organization within the government that could study the brightness and beam pattern that works best for the driver and oncoming vehicles. Then they could mandate all automobile manufactures to use that headlight design.

At this point, a Honda-E reference would make more sense than an E. Honda reference.

This should play automatically every time someone says “But I had the right of way!”

1 minor difference - GOP has more guns.

1. Sure, the Dart is terrible but how bad could it be compared to a 2005 Lancer?

“Accept the things I cannot change” is pretty basic life advice. Anyone getting upset at traffic has clearly failed to realize they cannot change it. Get as angry as you like, the traffic won’t mind and won’t go away. The only way to win is not to play; if you’re going to play, realize you’ve already lost.  No need to…

Not sure what’s Lotus about this. If this is the simplified and lightened version, I can’t imagine what the previous iterations looked like.

“If you don’t know what a herb is, you’re probably a herb.”

I could really care less about the various states of startup electric vehicle manufacturers

1. Is this competing with the Model Y? The range seems lacking for the price so I don’t know how else it could be competitive.

I bought 1 luxury sports sedan 6 years ago and it would seem I’m going to have it until the day I die. It is German so maintenance burden will probably be the cause of my death.

If you have suggestions for markups.org, perhaps you should submit them at markups.org/contact.html instead of the Jalopnik kinja blackhole.

This is just a concept. When it goes to production, it will look like #2.

Is that a threat or a promise? Maybe now we can upgrade to a non-Russian propulsion system that doesn’t induce random backflips or leak everyone’s air into space.