We, as a society, agree you should be an adult before you can own a firearm. Something about being mature enough to be responsible with a deadly machine unsupervised. Yet we let a 16-year-old get a license and drive anything from a 3-ton brodozer to a Lambo SUV. Then, when they commit manslaughter, the driver is…

Usually, this would feel pedantic but since this is Jalopnik ...

That last image is what you get when you dissect one of the cars from your Homunculus Theory.

Like when you’re shooting an arrow, when that power is released into a crowd, you say it is “loosed”.

How else are you going to win the JD Powah Award in the travel car class if you don’t create the travel car class? Too bad we never got to see the Nash GT (Grand Travel).

It’s a mute point these days. The internet is chalk full of bad grammar. Irregardless, I could care less.

The odds are not good. We can’t even expect people to take control of their cars when their cars have 0% autonomous capability.

You need a third category: expression of toxic masculinity truck. There’s certainly a market for a comfy luxury vehicle that is also a truck, but how will the libs witness me? What’s the electric equivalent of rolling coal? Going plaid down Main St?

Aw, wook at dat face

Nice find. I’m afraid the internet rage has buried this very interesting video footage. 

I disagree with your first sentence and agree with everything else.

He may have been of legal driving age but that doesn’t mean he should’ve been allowed to drive. It’s no different than handing an 18 year old a gun when you can’t trust them to use it responsibly. If you completely ignore the driver’s intent, the rolling coal, and the ::eyeroll:: college aspirations, this kid totally…

Sadly, it will look completely different when it gets to production.

For benefits, I was thinking “unlimited paid administrative leave” that cops tend to get after murdering someone on video. Nice to hear they won’t be getting unemployment benefits. At the least, they’ve accelerated when their paychecks will cease which I’m A-OK with.

They do realize they’re going to get fired for not complying, right? And resigning does not entitle you to benefits whereas getting fired does. I mean, I’m glad these dummies are leaving either way and I don’t care what the actual number is, but the whole thing seems next-level stupid even for Massachusetts.

Dealers are just driving up competition to help the end customers, right? Can’t get enough of that free market.

In an exponential function, which has the form y=e^(a*t), it doesn’t matter if a is greater or less than one. As t increases, y goes to infinity.

Bit of a stretch. I prefer 69 without a period in the mix.

It’s been said before and I’ll say it again. We need instructions under the poll. Are we trying to gage what the micro-community of jalops would pay for various butt-ugly cars or are we trying to assess if this is a nice price within the broader market? There are plenty of cars on the chopping block that are priced…

Electric golf carts have had this figured out for a while. They always have a maintenance/tow switch so you can move the cart around easily. What about the Changli?