Nissan: Already working on it!

It’s worth debating for when they have to re-open the factory again following the inevitable COVID flare up we’ll be getting this summer.

If you own Lego sets, you should stop by rebrickable.com and look up alternate builds. It’s a great way to get more out of what you already have.

Come November, there may still be a chance for a V, and I don’t mean victory.

If this was your one project car, either option 1 or 2 would be worth debating. Considering the hoarder level of prioritization needed in your situation, just go with option 3 so we can read more about the Mustang.

Like we need more of this:

I wish this article were one long page. I’d scroll to the end of the Earth for you DT.

Then how did Maverick fly inverted?

I gave that a shot. The only thing worse than snail mail spam is getting a digital notice about it.

After they inevitably get bored of the pool, add bubbles and bath toys.

If the USPS would allow me to pay for a service where they throw my junk mail in the trash before I get to my mailbox, I would gladly pay it. I’d pay double if they could get advertisers to not waste the paper to begin with. 80% of my mail is mortgage refi offers.

I am not nearly offended enough. Why does BMW continue to insist on only going one louder? I demand an X11 that runs on premium octane whale oil and I want it now!

Erik knows. He covered it in 1st gear:

I guess you shouldn’t let Jesus take the wheel on Easter.

Symptoms or not, I can 100% sign a piece of paper while remaining 6ft from the salesperson. I can then 100% wash my hands (or use hand sanitizer) while never touching my face. This was actually my preferred way of performing transactions with car dealerships pre-COVID.

That take is too cold for Jalopnik. Everyone here thinks if two people are in the same place at the same time then the whole country dies. I’m pretty sure I can sign paperwork without contracting a virus.

Ran when parked.

Flattening the curve of stupidity?

I have not had warranty work performed on any of my vehicles. All vehicle maintenance can be provided without dealerships.