Maybe after all this is over, we’ll collectively agree that we should have been ordering direct from factory all along. Cars are essential (to an extent). Dealerships are the opposite of essential. Never re-open these dealerships again.

it reportedly took every fire crew in the airport’s county to eventually get the blaze under control about 18 hours later

I assume a nurse who is willing to provide her own quarantine unit would be too ethical to do the following, but I suggest it anyway. Since this is a country club community in Florida, assume most HOA members who would complain to this nurse are old and highly vulnerable to COVID-19. Nurse should wait until she…

But those crazies infect us all. They also spread COVID-19 while they’re doing it. I don’t want to go through all this quarantine hullabaloo just to have them ruin it all.

What if we collectively accepted a higher cost for oil and just ignored Russia and OPEC?

I assume most people here have not had the pleasure of ripping an 80's car. You’re right about them feeling like a go kart. Unfortunately, they will crush like a go kart with all the SUVs and brodozers on the road today.

I’d like to see Erik Shilling do a follow-up article with you that expounds on how to take advantage of a no interest loan when you have the financial flexibility to do it wisely. We’re not all over-extended idiots. As someone in a more secure financial position, I’d love to take advantage of the recession while also…

I think this is mainly a problem for Britax that tries to sell their Click&Go system that uses the standard shoulder belt. LATCH is still an option, but Britax wants Karen to believe that LATCH is too inconvenient so they can push her into a $300+ car seat.

Don’t forget steering, signaling, and horn ...

Is that like The Most Dangerous Game, but you can do it from your phone and kill more people? You can blame the Twitter and you can blame the Elon, but there have always been idiots shouting nonsense. The problem is that today’s average Joe will believe anything.

Longtime emergency managers at FEMA are working with military officials to sort through the competing offers and federal procurement rules while under pressure to give President Trump something to announce.

I’d usually say nuke NYC from orbit, but de Blasio’s plan will be just as effective without the lasting radiation or nuclear fallout.

You forgot the limes.

It’s a pretty mundane experience until that “fasten seatbelt” sign goes off.

Camacho 2024. At least the tweets would be intelligible.

I request that Jalopnik only publish articles on what the UAW is doing right to save us all some time.

Add some more references and this would be a good blog post.

I do not have an automatic. I got rid of that piece of junk a year after I bought it and ate the financial penalty because it was so awful. While I had it, it was an automatic, and it operated exactly as you described. I don’t need much from a car, but I do need it to go when I hit the go-pedal.

Taxing high frequency trading will make high frequency trading go down? Why are we not doing that already?