If drivers were made employees, Barclays analysts estimated, as reported by Quartz, it would cost Uber and Lyft $3,625 per driver in California, or hundreds of millions of dollars a year in addition to the billions of dollars a year they already lose.

On the contrary, it looked like Ffitch should have died several times over on that hill climb. And at every turn, Death said “It is not your time.” What mortal meatbag could face his demise and think “I better get back on the throttle”?

This is the same principle used to drain waterbeds.

Spot on. You left out the part about the chase cars.

The chase vehicle is a spotter for the pilot. It’s very hard to get that plane to come down safely. Throwing the pogos on the wings is a secondary chore.

$147,992 is actually a very good deal for penis extension surgery.

Seriously though, Santino may have been a dick in the past. The fact that he has no regret shows that he is still a dick.

But we didn’t learn anything from this. We already knew all this. Now we’ve wasted funds that could have been used for something useful like a regular solar panel installation next to the road.

Science is hard, and you miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.

To be fair, 45 is pretty popular right now. 『 He’s also pretty unpopular right now. 』 

Depends how fast can you bury a body?

To be fair, I don’t think we should come up with national standards to protect all 700,000+ Alaskans from the annual white death. If you don’t like the deleterious health effects of California, there’s 49 other states to choose from. With Trump’s emissions standards, Alaska might not be so bad.

An awful lot of similarities to Marine Corps boot camp.

Maybe I’m the only person on Earth in the middle of the Venn diagram bubbles for “extremely cheap and lazy” and “extremely particular”

Ejecto seato

She’s quite a talented rider to have gone off road and only muddied her shoulder. Those white overalls are pristine. That’s some next level falling-off-bike acrobatics. I manage to smudge my pants getting in and out of my car. I do have to question their decision to lie on the road instead of moving into the grass.

What does this sign mean? Is it a decreasing radius turn or a decreasing radius anus?

Misuse of government property is treason.

Ol’ Patty likes your taste in doors.