She might be walking around with a jug of lube, but it ain’t for the engine.

Nothing about that gif is real. How would such a person even find the hood release?

You failed to provide the proper nomenclature for a NASCAR sanctioned vehicular racing machine.

I think I like the extra vents on the car; they make it look a little less bland, a little more exciting.

Unrelated: is this settlement check considered earned income for tax purposes?

The kind of lucky where you better have two on hand just to be sure. I always thought dragons were good for starting fires, not putting them out.

And that’s just tuition. What about the textbook racket?

And Torch said “Look on my Wrecks, ye Mighty, and despair!” Nothing but rust remains.

I can’t wait.

Get off the internet mom. You’re drunk!

Nissan doesn’t like to kill. They like to let things die of old age.

The system was designed for tweels. Deflating tires are non-OEM.

I disagree. I think he has that Poo-litzer in the bag.

The first answer in any freeform text field is always PENIS.

As a Taiwanese-American, let me contribute a typical dialog I have with my fellow Americans:

Be careful. You’re entering the danger zone.

Hundred Acre Hunny Munchers

Is there an engineer or physicist that can calculate the friction and lateral force transmitted to the F-150 via the tow strap? We all know dragging 1,000,000 lbs of train is far different than lifting 1,000,000 lbs of train.

I am just as likely to tow a train as I am a 12,500lb trailer up a steep incline. In any case, it is a good advertisement for the efficiency of rail transportation.

You’ve identified the top two characteristics of the new C8.