I hear the youts love buttons

Right over here ma’am for the undercarriage wash ...

Do all reviewers get a complementary 55" TV with the vehicle? Did Jalopnik happen upon a semi full of 55" TVs?

How many calculations are required to perform a single 4-bit addition?

I guess I’m old school. I keep a one under my pillow. Ya know, in case the one in my hand has a malfunction.

I read it as morning brain dump and wondered why it wasn’t morning dump. Why lug that extra weight around? Should probably do both. Get it all out.

Insults help whether bluffing or not. It’s one more thing to process and can get people emotional.

Chatbot programmer looks like a lucrative career. You don’t even have to churn out quality product.

We’re lucky someone in Estonia was able to procure such a recent model.

They have charging stations where I work. I could steal power from work and bring it home. Only problem is I spend more time at work than at home.

Then there would be nothing to put in the article.

That’s a long hood. Are we going to get more than a turbo I4? Does Honda still have a V6?

Two-tone is great unless one of those tones is black plastic cladding. Black plastic cladding plus two-tone is like mixing plaid and stripes.

I have mixed feelings. Sounds like this game is right up my alley. But I don’t have the time to commit to something that will bring me pure joy.

Don’t make us come looking for you, because if we do that, you probably will be charged.

The bank literally pays people to count the money for you and process the deposit. ATMs are not to be trusted.

That’s taking Pokemon GO to the next level.

I know this is insensitive, but adoption is a path to parenthood.

This article is a thought experiment. Since having a child, I have exactly 0 spare hours to discover or interact with friends. Hell, even my wife is off the friends list now.

“If you’re not first, you probably just got a post race penalty that dropped you to second.”