All important people have AIDS, right?

So you're not a fan of Paul George changing his number so he can call himself pg13

It’s great that security broke up the fight and then just walked away with the stick. It’s the ending everyone deserved.

The slapshot was great. The pass preceding it was brilliant.

Of all the rule changes the NHL has instituted, legalizing the two line pass may be the best.

Between the two, they only have 1 game above 15 points. (Walsh, week 7). So I call shenanigans.

Fuck that. I’ve been switching between Robbie Gould and Blair Walsh all season. 15 points each week from what many consider a throwaway position? I’ll take those cheap wins every goddamned week of the season, fuck you very much.

You think one sponge can really sop up this whole mess?

Pharmaceutichamillionaire

Phil Kessel’s new nickname: Chubby Checker

Apparently they’re fucking trophies as well!

This sounds like a really fun trolling tactic, and I would have loved to take part in it myself if Cam Newton hadn’t stolen my laptop.

People obviously need a fucking reminder...

Trail of [ACL] Tears.

Wilson gave him some of his water so he’ll be fine.

Yeah, why isn’t the head coach there to make sure none of his 85 players never does anything wrong for every waking moment.

Dear Deadspin,

Or maybe Simmons told the editors to keep it quiet so they couldn’t be fired until they jumped ship, since they are at-will workers. No, no, that can’t be it. CLEARLY IT WAS A SIMMONS CONSPIRACY! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

It was clear how much fun it was to work at grantland, because they’re enthusiasm was dripping off the page. I read many thousand word articles about sports I dont even care about because the writing was passionate, curious and focused on questions that the rest of mainstream journalism would never consider.

E!SPN.