mortythedog
MortyTheDog
mortythedog

Or the one who keeps trying to tell you he knows how they built the pyramids.

Unfortunately Rubio still pulls his pants down when he uses the urinal.

+100% of the black vote

“So now it’s okay to force them to dance!?”

Speaking of spelling mistakes..

12-1. Look it up.

This is refreshing, since the last thing to come out of Norman was an unsavory chant.

+1 Kotaku joke.

The reason is simple. The NFL needs to construct additional pylons.

Nah, that's Brian Williams in Super Bowl I.

So the UFC’s future WAS a sweaty penis!

The best part is them accusing him of being greedy when he took less money

Hinkie, man. Go back to work.

He’s certainly in the right line of work, because I definitely want to see that dude get punched in the face.

It's clearly a bicycle kick.

Ok, so the cop was charged with murder

He should not have didgeridone that.

This old video was shot in the present and features the Future. #mindblown

“Oh, but when I do it it’s a penalty?”

“Looks clean to me.”