I know people are surprised and alarmed, but his hand is actually the opposite of a Shocker.
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It’s almost like people can separate Simmons The Personality with the website he created and the other people on it.
Oh shut up
That would be a killer costume!
“Human Jock Jam” Bahahaha. Nice.
Who is he talking to? Noxzema?
This post wins all the Kinja
On Wednesday, Samer Kalaf typed what may well be his last words.
A domed stadium is.
....Ikea should pay him money for that crappy analogy.
that is quite a sentence.
He’ll definitely be able to count the first 1/2 sack.
He may play well when he gets back on the field but I wouldn’t expect fireworks.
Jason Pierre-Paul is back at Giants practice after signing a contract yesterday, and hopes to play at least half a…
does anyone really believe that Jeb is 7-0? With fuckin Tannyhill as his qb?!? Where are the fact checkers when we need them. I bet either a) he has a staffer set his line up every week or b) all of his opponents are mentally retarded. I just can’t fathom how he’s 7-0 and here I am, swimming in a sea of shit at 3-4.
Because someone will post this sooner or later. It might as well be me.
Two things: Did anyone else immediately go to something terrible happening?
This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.
The good news is that the headset will now be the official mascot of the NFL’s new “Play 58” campaign.
John Badman?