I had never heard the term ‘clapter’ before and it’s just a perfect description for that form of comedy I despise. My classically republican father loves Dennis Miller, and out of curiosity I watched a recent special on Amazon and thats pretty much all it was. 

Did anyone else never liked Metallica growing up because the people that were very into them in middle/high school were gigantic assholes? Just me and my lil suburban Colorado town?

I love Actraiser and this remake is such a monkey paw result. I’m happy Square is acknowledging it to this degree, but it is just so, so hideous to look at. Between this and Ghosts & Goblins Resurrection that came out earlier this year, what the hell is going on with 2D art direction in Japan? Why are they putting…

We have both ascended to levels of power no other being in the infinite universe can match. Now lets see if I can squeeze your head harder than you can squeeze mine.

“I’ve lost everything! I lost my money, I lost Liz, that paint is drying..........weird!”

We are beings of infinite power. We can bend reality to ascend to a level of consciousness that our physical bodies would become useless. Now, lets settle this with a fist fight.

Zedd Just Showed When You’re Rich Everything Is Easier

That opened Player’s Choice version of Wind Waker from the thumbnail ain’t worth shit FYI.

The idea to make Twisted Metal into a battle royal game is just RIGHT THERE.

I actually really like it when they update lists like this because when they redo the list in 2030 and “Savage” falls out of it completely you can really see how the recency bias works.

This is the second time they’ve updated the list (the other being in 2010).  The 2004 version is worth reading through if only to see how void of non white artists it is.  It’s easy to accuse Rolling Stone of only caring about ‘Boomer Rock’ but that ‘04 list is pretty much that to a ‘T’.

I hadn’t heard of the Danish film this is based on, but it did remind me of Une Soeur the Belgian short film that was nominated for an Oscar last year. A woman working as a 911 dispatch gets a call from a wife attempting to steer them to come save her from domestic disturbance while trying to appear like she is…

Absolutely perfect write up for “Greatest Man That Ever Lived”, maybe my favorite post Maladroit Weezer song. It swings wildly about from extremely cringe to best time of your life sing-a-long. When you first play it for someone, they HATE it, but after a few listens almost everyone starts to enjoy it in some form (at…

One time my Dad wrote and tweeted a slightly amusing, very obvious joke about a current event on a Wednesday, then on Friday nights sent me a video of the exact same joke almost word for word on Bill Maher’s monologue. I’m not accusing Real Time of stealing my Dad’s joke, I’m saying the comedy writing on that show is…

Agree to disagree!

Forget the COVID was made in a lab in China conspiracy theories, if it came out Warner Bros. created COVID to bury WW84 on HBO Max I wouldn’t even be surprised.

I can’t recall another band that was already pretty famous for making pop driven music changing to shittier pop driven music to become like 10% more famous.

Totally agree. The lyrics (and choruses specifically) on the last album were so empty it felt like they were written in the car on the way to the studio.

How is this the ‘Pixar look’?

What I’m learning between this and the two ‘The Crown’ Princess Diana’s is that all white woman look the same.