Has there ever been a more flat and apathetic death of a major character than Trinity’s in Matrix 3?

Seriously? Thought the last season was great.  Spite store? Jon Hamm as Larry? Mexico wedding? Chipped tooth ‘Lo Siento’? Second opinion?

The thing about mobile players is they can always be bought. You need 10k players? No problem. We’ll throw 500k ads across AdMob and Facebook to get them.  In fact that’s part of the data they want from the soft launch.  They throw out 4 adds to pop up on other FTP mobile game and if ad #2 gets the highest percentage…

The worst part about these stores is when they become the defacto grocery store for a neighborhood (either by opening in ‘food deserts’ or forcing small grocers to close) all the food in their is processed, preservative filled garbage.

This same article gets written every 18 months.

Seems like you’re really keeping tabs on a show you hate.

Way back in ‘98 when they signed the initial deal with Comedy Central they also made sure they got a big cut of the merchandising which if you will recall was fucking everywhere. They made sure it was in there because the only thing they knew about business was George Lucas got rich on merchandising.

My friend used to PA for Malpaso (Eastwood’s production company). He said his main job was making sure no one ever brought up the chair thing to Eastwood, because if someone did, Eastwood blew the fuck up on them.

Well it wouldn’t be a Bill Lawrence show if it didn’t have a major change for a main character that was immediately reversed or written out to return to the status quo.

Black Phillip walked so Lamb could soar.

Don’t want to be an armchair survivalist here but might I suggest shooting the bear with your two bullets?

Well that’s too bad.

Say what you will about Woodstock ‘99, but thanks to it all festivals have free drinking water now.

I don’t think ‘The Blind Side, But With Horses’ ever happened.

Horse shit costs so much money he’s probably just forwarding his Spotify checks directly to the equestrian center.

Did you guys know horses can’t breath through their mouths or vomit? It’s amazing they’re alive, evolutionary wise.

It wasn’t a secret that Sandler and Tartakovsky didn’t get along but it’s weird that they’d run this back with Tartakovsky just contributing to the story and not actually directing.  If the studio was indeed forced to pick one or the other, I’m pretty shocked they didn’t choose Sandler.

I might be alone in thinking this but Tig Notaro’s delivery doesn’t really feel like it meshes well with hyper acted animation.

I like that this story is phrased like we all watch the View everyday and the last 4 years has been horrible for us.

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