Not one Dukes of Hazzard reference. Really.

And the people in other cars stopped near you will appreciate inhaling poisonous fumes. Perfect for sociopaths and inconsiderates - you can fuck people over at all times without having to do anything.

The mismatched AliExpress CAI is so perfect I almost wish it were intentionally ironic.

But what of fartluvver420 and lolcatgirl920, his loyal followers and retweeters? Without his daily doses of wit they would shrivel up and die.

That is a common problem with Toyotas of this era. I had a Corrolla which shares many of the interior components and layout with this and leaning an elbow on the console was the only way to get in.

312HP? That’s barely enough to compensate for my inverted picopenis.

Of the two choices, I’m not sure if I’d rather my legs were snapped in half and body flung up and into a windshield or receive blunt force trauma from a 6-foot truck/suv grill with a chance of it passing over my body/corpse due to ground clearance and width.

They should subcontract with New Balance for the seat leather.

He claimed fraud when Hillary won the popular vote despite winning the presidency. Narcissist gonna narc. 

Stop commenting and they’ll go away. Content that doesn’t drive engagement gets phased out.

Yeah, but how often would they let you out of the insane asylum to drive it take it to a shop?

No, it was me. I was rubbing one out, and you know what they say regarding its relationship to racing.

It looks too much like a Dodge, specifically the Neon which, for me, triggers multiple instances of PTSD involving crazy meth addicts.

I just envisioned a gigantic Walmart with an oval racing track in the middle and was saddened that it’s more than a remote possibility at some point in the future.

Hopefully one day they start designing their own engines from the ground up. I really want to see and hear a 12 or 16 cylinder hitting 11000RPM while not sounding like a Ferrari.

Was it the Rallye edition cuz those are extrae awesomeye.

praising the truck’s stainless steel skin for its protection

Putting satellites in orbit and exploring space are vastly different things. If you have to scrape and grasp to stan for musk, better to stick to concepts you can more easily reconcile or have to do with the topic.

had more fingers in more transportation pies than a hundred grandmas could bake.

Terrible end-user decisions aside, 205HP from a 5L V8 in that era for the type of car is, for some reason, a personal affront. Like, those numbers in that sequence genuinely irritate me on many levels.