It’s a car people buy only for its looks and they won’t want one that’s been “customized” by a previous owner.

Pagani looked at Bugati’s interior and remains flummoxed when it comes to designing a usable one that isn’t a nightmare of semi-steampunk gauges, dials, and levers.

Thankfully those were just national defense and silo location stuff. The Saudis were shocked that Eric took their first offer of $2billion.

A bigger fuck you to the people in swing states who didn’t vote or voted for trump because Biden didn’t do precisely what they wanted in regards to Israel’s war. They’ll get everything they deserve, but unfortunately so will we.

The cabin is fully intact; crumple zones absorbed the impact forces. They burned to death.

It’s pretty scary just how unstable a person has to be before it disqualifies them from becoming a cop. 

I love how his before and after hand gestures are identical but clearly impart  different messages. When he sees it coming, it’s a bewildered “what the hell are you doing?” then once he’s recovered it’s full on New York “what the hell you gonna do?”

No matter what Musk does for him, it will never be enough to make up for the gravest sin - being richer than Trump. In the demented, sociopathic mind of Donald, that alone justifies betrayal and vengeance.

Not one Dukes of Hazzard reference. Really.

And the people in other cars stopped near you will appreciate inhaling poisonous fumes. Perfect for sociopaths and inconsiderates - you can fuck people over at all times without having to do anything.

The mismatched AliExpress CAI is so perfect I almost wish it were intentionally ironic.

But what of fartluvver420 and lolcatgirl920, his loyal followers and retweeters? Without his daily doses of wit they would shrivel up and die.

That is a common problem with Toyotas of this era. I had a Corrolla which shares many of the interior components and layout with this and leaning an elbow on the console was the only way to get in.

312HP? That’s barely enough to compensate for my inverted picopenis.

Of the two choices, I’m not sure if I’d rather my legs were snapped in half and body flung up and into a windshield or receive blunt force trauma from a 6-foot truck/suv grill with a chance of it passing over my body/corpse due to ground clearance and width.

They should subcontract with New Balance for the seat leather.

He claimed fraud when Hillary won the popular vote despite winning the presidency. Narcissist gonna narc. 

Stop commenting and they’ll go away. Content that doesn’t drive engagement gets phased out.

Yeah, but how often would they let you out of the insane asylum to drive it take it to a shop?

No, it was me. I was rubbing one out, and you know what they say regarding its relationship to racing.