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Uh oh, someone got twiggered. I’ve got a safe space you can use if you want to cry out all your angries.

Pagani is in its flop era, the Utopia looks a mess

The cabin is fully intact; crumple zones absorbed the impact forces. They burned to death.

“It’s pretty scary just how unstable a person has to be to qualify them to become a cop.”

I will never understand what drives people to pretend to be cops. Even setting aside the legality and the potential legal consequences, why would you want to be a scumbag like that?

No, I am Spartacus!

The Dart GT was actually quite fun and sporty with the Tigershark 2.4 and the 6 speed manual. Mopar should have given us a sport hatchback version for folks who need more versatility but don’t want a crossover. 

Was it the Rallye edition cuz those are extrae awesomeye.

A succinct description of my career.

Here in VA there’s a 7-11 knock off store called 5-12 lol

Indeed!

Or 70 million grains. Or 8 Honda Todays!

I remember straddling holes rusted through the floorboards as a kid, watching the road fly by beneath my feet.

Nailed it. GMT800 platform with less than 200k and no visible rust is a rare great find. Assuming the trans was maintained, this is probably the most reliable and comfortable transportation you could find for 7 grand. I’m sitting here drooling looking at the state of that interior.

That basically looks like the colour on the contemporary Silverado SS, and it kind of works there, but yeah, not really fitting a luxury truck.

It seems like with some effort and a sufficiently accommodating state, you can make this thing street-legal. Still totally impractical, but you COULD make a small grocery run…

I had one of these back in the ‘90s (sadly, not a SC!) and I’m going to wager that the mirror issue and the non-functional seatbelts also indicate some insidious wiring issues. Mine ended up needing a bunch of fixes for wires in the rocker panel that corroded thanks to water, and that rust conversion paint suggests to

My TR6 (US spec, 73) looked like a supermodel, but was fucking hopeless as a functional automobile.

I took it as “nobody else who could potentially have come in contact with the soda cans was injured” but then I’ve always been generous.

Yeah, not seeing the advantage here. “My 23 year old car that’s being eaten by corrosion has a CLEAN TITLE! Jealous?”