You know someone is truly fearless when they have to remind everyone of it constantly. 

I don’t know, the vape pen in the cigarette holder in the mouth with the handlebar mustache on the face of the head upon which rests a denim fedora might give it away.

10,000 pounds. Ten thousand. 4,535,923,700 milligrams!

Not just engineers, but people whose job description and title is “safety inspector”

Fake it ‘til you make it then keep faking it until you’re found out or retire. America 7-11 never4get

And magnets in bumpers so cars will repel one another and solve all traffic accidents forever.

At least half of them thought they’d make their money back posting videos, but the wheels fell off that moneyship and it crashed into a mountain months ago.

A sheriff in Ohio has asked for homes with Harris/Walz signs to be reported and listed publicly. He’ll face no repercussions for blatantly trying to have innocent people harassed or killed. 

It’s only a matter of time until Jalopnik is sold off to Paste Media like AVClub and Gizmodo and its comments section joins the free-for-all cesspool.

Structural cardboard from a pizza box fixes those floor holes right up.

We in the rust belt have been transporting our families in vehicles whose frames are paper thin swiss cheese for generations.*

Yeah but monetized content. No fucks given for facts or logic, just drive that engagement via contrarianism/trolling/baiting.

You misspelled Adderall. No one who is as frantically and terminally online and elsewhere as he is taking sedatives. His wild mood swings, zero patience, and general pissy-bitchness are classic amphetamine.

65-year-old Clarence Owens and 75-year-old Everett Hawley

The 4L65 was the heavy duty/towing version of the 4L60, so by that alone it was and is more reliable.

As long as the 4L65E has been regularly maintained with the proper Dexron fluid, it should easily go another 100k without issue other than shitty mpg.

Escalade checks the boxes of being huge (to compensate and/or inform others of your greatness) and relatively expensive (more cost = betterer and luxurious). By and large they aren’t complicated or intelligent people regardless of education.

He and his family are also now targets of the maga cult for daring to speak against dear leader.

But only after the Haitans were given taxpayer-paid gender reassignment surgery on said school buses which caused them to go insane and start murdering (white) children.

I think just the wheels make a huge difference. My corroded and flaking all-season (previously just winter) OEM alloys deflect attention.