I came, anyway.

It’s ugly every which way you look and the top is the coiled dog turd on the cat vomit sundae.

A staggering amount of people are capable of compartmentalizing the evil things they do so as to avoid guilt.

Good luck with the sale!

On the CL ad itself, it says “title status: missing” with this at the end of the post:

Geo Metro two door convertible sucked incontrovertibly.

Social media is the opiate overdose resulting in suffocation and loss of 90% brain function for the masses.

all that goes away when you realize that another human being isn’t walking away from the wreck because they’re either seriously injured or dead.

I agree with their conclusion that having a pandemic was a bad idea. I don’t know what we were thinking.

At least racing games can teach you about grip coefficients - knowledge that can be applied in real life.

Some people are in love with spiting their own face. I like the ones who come out against LS swaps because “it’s been done.”

I was thinking the other day where the line is for most conservatives: how far will Trump have to go before they snap out of it and think “Wait, what?”

I can totally see Max’s jock riders blaming microphones for his crashing others on the track and disregard for life (others, not his) in general. 

Just wait until the dollar crumbles. Then will the quattuordecillionaires rule.

Well that’s, wait, huh?

Imagine how excited they’ll be when they discover AI image generators in 2055.

Who’s surprised that people with essentially endless funds and no personality will use the former however they can to cover the latter? People will turn their heads to look at stupid shit like this driving down the street and that’s all that matters to the buyer. They’re unique now.

I was going to say my experiences being stopped in Nebraska were pleasant but I remembered I’m white.

It’s no surprise the horse cocks have been removed - wouldn’t want fellow officers feeling insecure.

I took it as “nobody else who could potentially have come in contact with the soda cans was injured” but then I’ve always been generous.