What about his beloved Firebird? It’s nice and slow.

Blood oxygenation is a liberal conspiracy. Real conservatives’ brains function just fine without it.

Fascism and autocracy won’t be fun, but at least the knowledge and creative expression that results in things like this will be repressed.

It’s obvious the dealer just listed it to get its wife off its back and knows it’ll never sell at that price.

Yeah, not seeing the advantage here. “My 23 year old car that’s being eaten by corrosion has a CLEAN TITLE! Jealous?”

The vanity plate screams “slap my chin with your sweaty balls more, master elon!”

You think any of the royal Trump cum dumplings drive themselves? How gauche.

“Biden didn’t respond to the Israel/Palestine thing the way I wanted so I’m voting Trump just to spite him.”

Channeling a bit of De Niro there.

Shrill. See: anime.

King’s a huge fan of “Wings”

Nah, 10 cock pushups and he’s good to go.

Biden lost at the debate. The Trump shooting just put it over the top. It was a nice experiment, but no one believed the US was sustainable as a free republic.

If it gives me a headache with its stuttery 4 frames per minute animation then it must be anime.

People have been lightly insulted and then apologized to for making that comparison.

Yeah, but technically so was Hitler.

Filming a public restroom? That’d be the bigger story.

Such vagabondery from the AVClub nearly caused my monocle to propel itself across the room!

Snowy mountain roads, high speeds - I say let her ride.

I don’t get limo businesses. One near me has a replica of the dog van from Dumb & Dumber parked out front and I don’t understand what it does for business.