If only they’d commented on a different article, three children wouldn’t have gone hungry. It’s the choice we must make.

Oh no, there goes his Trump campaign donation this month.

If he’d been able to steal only a little more he’d be eligible for the “no consequences” membership tier. As it is, a white guy with a sub-8 figure net worth will still have to show up somewhere at some time and lose a couple of hours. 

engine machining debris of a particular size and amount may not have been cleared from the engine during manufacturing

I hope that didn’t come across as my supporting such actions. I do not and never will understand people who derive joy from denying simple existence to others.

Good, enough Sword Coast shit. Planescape is technically part of the Forgotten Realms (I don’t know if that affects licensing, though, and don’t know who owns the rights) so set something there. Sure the cost would be obscene but, well, that’s it.

I think anyone considered “the best” wouldn’t make their absolute reliance on a rhyming dictionary so obvious.

But who didn’t have the Eddie Bauer Explorer back then? Even my mom and aunt did.

I wonder if that smokestack articulates to hit cyclists and the occasional Prius.

It must be royal feces since regular citizens don’t get enough food to produce a bowel movement.

What, no, I walked into a door. CT would never hurt me. He often tells me so. He really does love me, you just don’t understand. He needs me. It’s my fault. I can help him if only I could stop making him mad all the time.

Show this to your dipshit relative

I’ve been on a bit of a ‘batch binge the past few days - plowed through Sherlock (awesome) then both Doctor Strange* movies (ok) and thought about watching Star Trek Into Darkness but decided once a decade is plenty.

No. I think the fever dream ambience of post-apocalyptic and dystopian movies precludes any need for strict continuity. They should feel chaotic.

It’s my fault. I was going to buy a ticket to see Furiosa yesterday but the only two good seats were booked for all showings into infinity, then I saw some dipshits had actually reserved those couples couches at the very front and knew I’d be seeing phone screens the entire movie.

I think you mean unhoused, sans-carred, and dehaired.

I will have the IN-chee-ladah and the free-hole-ays kaysa por-fayver.

It could be 90 minutes of Murphy taking a greasy shit and be ten times better than BHC 3.

No, that’s “mommy.” 

Don’t forget the sneer quotes around “wise Latina.”