No. I think the fever dream ambience of post-apocalyptic and dystopian movies precludes any need for strict continuity. They should feel chaotic.

It’s my fault. I was going to buy a ticket to see Furiosa yesterday but the only two good seats were booked for all showings into infinity, then I saw some dipshits had actually reserved those couples couches at the very front and knew I’d be seeing phone screens the entire movie.

I think you mean unhoused, sans-carred, and dehaired.

I will have the IN-chee-ladah and the free-hole-ays kaysa por-fayver.

It could be 90 minutes of Murphy taking a greasy shit and be ten times better than BHC 3.

No, that’s “mommy.” 

Don’t forget the sneer quotes around “wise Latina.”

Ugh, he looks like the type to take his daughter to “purity” dances as her date. The creepy really oozes through the camera.

No picture of the driver but I think we already know what he looks like.

Sorry pal, only George Romero could pull off those frames.

Whenever I see these obvious scams, I ask myself “surely people don’t still fall for such obvious scams?” They must, and it must succeed often or they wouldn’t keep doing it.

He probably read that super scientific article that said people who curse a lot are likely geniuses.

Probably a newer breed that’s finally learned that some invocations don’t work*. They’re all-in on there still being tons of word combinations that would make federal employees their bitch at the simplest utterance, but they haven’t reached the level required for that knowledge.

He could drive twice as many Reliant Supervans off the road.

No, that’s the non-protective one. The Apple cover that offers drop protection is $199.

Are you trying to summon The Happening?

Do...do you think pricing should remain static over 20 years?

Make another D&D movie. Fuck Kelvin Star Trek. Not necessarily in that order.

I for one believe that person bought it with their own money and was in no way compensated by the company for or to create the video.

Gotta drive that engagement!