This is for getting other super rich to say “Huh, one of those” because everyone else only sees an incredibly unattractive box.

Seriously. TVRs are and always have been fugly.

No baguette poking out of grocery bag in promo material = NO SALE.

What are you saying? Bread is too expensive or something?

Right now he’s fighting like hell to prevent Stormy Daniels from describing his “mushroom cap” penis once she takes the stand. That line must have cut him so deeply and it’s great because you know both that it’s true and it explains many things.

Does it get cold there in the winter?

In addition to being manic and sluggish, it was exciting and uninteresting, high quality but poorly made, and far too long with not enough room to really spread out.

Tommy Wiseau is looking pretty good these days.

Now I’m sad again that Jay turned out to be a piece of shit. At least we still have Paul.

You really believe publicly available numbers regarding countries’ military capabilities are accurate, especially Russia? Do you also believe only 1500 Russian soldiers have died since invading Ukraine as they claim?

Who doesn’t like grabbing hold of a shifter that resembles a dog’s red rocket (with enflamed scrotum)?

“Also feel free to wash it.¹²³* What? It’s not weird to mention that. You’re weird.”

Yep, no launch control or ETC there.

I think we should let natural selection play out, though by this point I think the gene pool is fucked for good.

A claim followed by a “but” is a lie.

At least a third person to chop up the mummies so they fit in the boiler.

It looks like they tried, but kept running out of adderall and/or meth and lost interest.

It goes to show, if you want your superstition taken seriously, send knights to slaughter millions of innocent people until legitimacy is attained.

No complaints about the plasticy interior?

There were so many trucks and SUVs on the GMT800 platform that unmodified examples will always be available in abundance.