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Just yank it to her already. All the preamble is unnecessary.

This should be under “Great Job Stupid Fucking Internet For Being Creepier than stalkers by finding the real people. Fuck off and get a life.”

Have you never heard a joke about the New York Post? It’s been on the same level as airline food jokes for 30 years.

What’s Jost’s appeal again? Other than being a boring white dude who laughs at his own jokes, because that’s just charming.

In The Army Now is the most unfairly maligned work of art in generations.

I failed the dare. 

I am so happy to see Gatwa and Davies just bowling over regressives as they flail and whine about a show they’ve never watched.

Shouldn’t have to go meta to justify your bigotry. Just say you hate fags and be done with it.

oh no people who wouldn’t watch the show even if the Doctor walked around with a big titted pornstar impaled on his huge boner are still not going to watch.

Scottish twice in recent memory (yes I’m including Tenant) which is not British I guess, although it is.

Eddie Murphy should play him in the official movie.

Her many songwriters must be thrilled.

Turns out the Saudis were the ones playing 5D chess in their backing of Elon. Should have been obvious from the start.

Not everyone cares what others think or craves constant online engagement and validation. Some people, believe it or not, live in their own heads and never wonder how their choices might affect what others think.

It happened in 2021. I assume it’s only recently that he decided to sue.

You’re totally censored. I can’t even see what I’m replying to or why I thought you said you’re being censored since I obviously can’t see it.

Why won’t anyone let them just ask disingenuous questions? They just want to experience others’ points of view, that’s all.

I prefer Helvetica footage.

Maybe it is as simple as failing the driving portion. I don’t know how Texas does it, but I assume the test includes reversing while turning the trailer into a designated area. Some people cannot grasp it.

Beating out Eric Stoltz really went to his head.