Tommy Wiseau is looking pretty good these days.

Now I’m sad again that Jay turned out to be a piece of shit. At least we still have Paul.

You really believe publicly available numbers regarding countries’ military capabilities are accurate, especially Russia? Do you also believe only 1500 Russian soldiers have died since invading Ukraine as they claim?

Who doesn’t like grabbing hold of a shifter that resembles a dog’s red rocket (with enflamed scrotum)?

“Also feel free to wash it.¹²³* What? It’s not weird to mention that. You’re weird.”

Yep, no launch control or ETC there.

I think we should let natural selection play out, though by this point I think the gene pool is fucked for good.

A claim followed by a “but” is a lie.

At least a third person to chop up the mummies so they fit in the boiler.

It looks like they tried, but kept running out of adderall and/or meth and lost interest.

It goes to show, if you want your superstition taken seriously, send knights to slaughter millions of innocent people until legitimacy is attained.

No complaints about the plasticy interior?

There were so many trucks and SUVs on the GMT800 platform that unmodified examples will always be available in abundance.

Just yank it to her already. All the preamble is unnecessary.

This should be under “Great Job Stupid Fucking Internet For Being Creepier than stalkers by finding the real people. Fuck off and get a life.”

Have you never heard a joke about the New York Post? It’s been on the same level as airline food jokes for 30 years.

What’s Jost’s appeal again? Other than being a boring white dude who laughs at his own jokes, because that’s just charming.

In The Army Now is the most unfairly maligned work of art in generations.

I failed the dare. 

I am so happy to see Gatwa and Davies just bowling over regressives as they flail and whine about a show they’ve never watched.