Now I’m sad again that Jay turned out to be a piece of shit. At least we still have Paul.

I think the trailers got mixed up - the one here is for Man on a Ledge (2012)

You really believe publicly available numbers regarding countries’ military capabilities are accurate, especially Russia? Do you also believe only 1500 Russian soldiers have died since invading Ukraine as they claim?

Who doesn’t like grabbing hold of a shifter that resembles a dog’s red rocket (with enflamed scrotum)?

Never accept a “creamy delicious milkshake” from Homelander.

“Also feel free to wash it.¹²³* What? It’s not weird to mention that. You’re weird.”

Yep, no launch control or ETC there.

I think we should let natural selection play out, though by this point I think the gene pool is fucked for good.

It’s like they didn’t realize how thin the progenitors plot really is. Even if it wasn’t, they’ve made it that way by turning it into linear “follow this dot to the next dot to the next” puzzle box bullshit that sees characters spending far too much time talking about how to find the next clue, finding the clue, then…

Guess I must be part Alpaca.

A claim followed by a “but” is a lie.

I don’t think he liked or respected the sci-fi material. In the episodes focused on social issues he was good.

A product that is so obviously being shoved out to capitalize on AI bullshit - with obsolete hardware whose main functions barely work - wouldn’t usually receive so many ad— articles. I just hope they paid well and fail in the market.

At least a third person to chop up the mummies so they fit in the boiler.

It looks like they tried, but kept running out of adderall and/or meth and lost interest.

God damn I prefer the terrible masks to those digi travesties.

It goes to show, if you want your superstition taken seriously, send knights to slaughter millions of innocent people until legitimacy is attained.

No complaints about the plasticy interior?

🎵Allamaraine, count to four,

Gotta get that easy money quick before the general public inevitably loses interest.