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But he’s ok with the Thor “jokes” in Endgame?

There were so many trucks and SUVs on the GMT800 platform that unmodified examples will always be available in abundance.

Not give away, give to family members to sell to Saudi Arabia and Iran.

Just yank it to her already. All the preamble is unnecessary.

For when a zero-sum mindset just isn’t selfish enough.

This should be under “Great Job Stupid Fucking Internet For Being Creepier than stalkers by finding the real people. Fuck off and get a life.”

I wonder if the dude who found a way to wear this with his Apple Vision Pro in public is still single.

Have you never heard a joke about the New York Post? It’s been on the same level as airline food jokes for 30 years.

What’s Jost’s appeal again? Other than being a boring white dude who laughs at his own jokes, because that’s just charming.

In The Army Now is the most unfairly maligned work of art in generations.

I failed the dare. 

Since it’s not 1566, that was taken into account.

I am so happy to see Gatwa and Davies just bowling over regressives as they flail and whine about a show they’ve never watched.

Shouldn’t have to go meta to justify your bigotry. Just say you hate fags and be done with it.

oh no people who wouldn’t watch the show even if the Doctor walked around with a big titted pornstar impaled on his huge boner are still not going to watch.

Scottish twice in recent memory (yes I’m including Tenant) which is not British I guess, although it is.

Eddie Murphy should play him in the official movie.

Her many songwriters must be thrilled.

Good, hopefully most of the youtube morons who buy this will seriously injure themselves.

Turns out the Saudis were the ones playing 5D chess in their backing of Elon. Should have been obvious from the start.