mortimercommafamousthe
Famous Mortimer
mortimercommafamousthe

There are people who don’t have Prime?

If he does get it he’ll have the cleanest, most organized cell in the whole place.*

“We’ll never know how and with what the shooter used to shoot his victims, but rest assured whatever the implement used, we will ignore it and focus on the important task of copying and pasting thoughts and prayers to the families.”

$9.99 to rent a $70 game for a month seems like a great deal. That’s a lot of playtime to determine whether you like it or not without paying full price.

If the message of the movie isn’t family then I don’t GIVE A FUCK

Someone has a different opinion! Quick - to the insult machine!

Re-release the Snyder cut cut.

You’d think incel trump humpers would want this so they can blame pump price increases on Biden (and Obama, retroactively.)

The national secrets Kushner sold to them for 2 billion will only increase their presence in the daily life of every person on earth.

Some groups have better PR firms than major brands. It’s why so many idiots think they’re these noble collectives when really they’re after the same money and clout as any other mundane motherfucker.

Thanks for that. Do you happen to know where that set came from? I can’t find it on Netflix.

Obligatory something something money laundering something.

Abortion during the time of the founding fathers was safer and less stigmatized than right now.

It’s about time Democrats got the message that abortion is the issue to focus on. Just showing republicans flailing for an answer is all that’s needed.

There are no charges. There is only an overwhelming amount of evidence going back years. 

To be fair, it wasn’t rape but the audience is supposed to think it is. I honestly don’t know if that makes a difference.

Apparently someone thought there must always be a character that everyone treats like shit. For a long time it was Guillermo, but since gaining begrudging respect from the vampires the role of shit-upon has been vacant. I don’t understand why the guide was slotted there when they could have done more with the

I know Star Trek: Beyond was terrible, but it wasn’t his fault. 

...protect the pregnant woman’s life or health.”

Now I want one in which to drop that mini V8 kit. Though I guess you’d have to modify the body and suspension for proper weight distribution.