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What does this question even mean? He himself posted pictures of retail versions which only could have been obtained through theft being sent to buyers.

A BBC article about a mugshot affected an election” is kind of stupid. 

Come on, who hasn’t clutched a stranger’s head in both hands and pulled it towards their gaping maw?

Doug Jones rocks and it’s always nice seeing him without 3lbs of prosthetics on his face.

They discovered the only way to consistently energize their base is to pump out a new outrage on a weekly basis. That is now their sole platform.

Sadly, Putin has the videos and BFF cock ring to know that’s not true.

No doubt the same ones who held up the “keep government out of my medicaid” signs.

Try one presented in a more cinematic aspect ratio.

It must be exhausting to pretend you care about abortion, wishing the whole time you could straight up admit that women having sex is really what pisses you off.

A F2P game has a shitty toxic playerbase? Well, I never.

But what are the creatively bankrupt to do, just not pass off generated art as their own? Taking the jobs of actually talented people for less money is called capitalism, pal. 

Let’s be honest, anyone who claims to be an Independent is a republican and will vote that way.

So Colin Robertson’s the one atop all those arcade game leaderboards.

Personally, my investment in an episode of any show is for a well-told and paced story with interesting characters. It has never entered my mind to give a single meta fuck about whether a character can, should, or will die.

Not only that, sources suggest Scotty will don a kilt and go True Scotsman for the entire second episode.

republican male: “This’ll teach those whores for not wanting to bang me!”

Just replace him with Ethan Peck. Then swap out Pine for Anson Mount. Now erase the kelvin timeline bullshit and make a fucking SNW movie.

You try driving with 5" lifts in your heeled ankle boots.

I wonder if once it sinks in that he has no chance at the presidency, DeSantis will focus on changing Florida’s law limiting state officials to two consecutive terms. There’s no way a hollow husk with no personality would willingly give up power.

How many will your post inspire who otherwise wouldn’t have had the idea? The only thing better than being full of rage and hatred is using it to take money from even stupider people?