I bat left, I used to skateboard goofy, and I yank it with lefty, but I’m right handed. Anyway, how are you?

No.

It took you more than two minutes to read that?

The worst part is El0n’s Musk Sniffers can’t even pull a whatabout-Henry-Ford-Nazi because they know they have to see that as a positive trait.

Mastedon was never going to grow beyond a niche place populated by neckbeards holding snifters of mountain dew and jerking each other off.

Every time I see one all I think is it could have been great if they’d focused on making it much lighter if not slightly smaller. As it is, it’s a chunky, fugly, overweight, underperforming clown chariot driven exclusively by the type of person who has zero self-awareness. 

I don’t watch the show, but I love that this move is going to trigger all the maga snowflakes. I was going to say Twatter is going to be extra toxic, but I doubt the increase in blatant racism will even be noticeable.

This is literally what conservatives think women’s empowerment means.

That happens when a country has a government mandate to steal as much tech IP as possible. 

The majority of people taking it aren’t obese. Someone with a real, life-threatening condition like diabetes shouldn’t have to worry if they’ll be able to get their medication because a bunch of vapid morons are taking it to lose ~5 pounds.

His name isn’t Cliff. It’s Clit. Clit Howard.

I bet there will be a hilarious scene where someone asks Spock if Vulcans sing and he’s like “No” but then starts singing because that’s hilarious and will be a hilarious subversion of expectations.

Seems kind of dumb for these groups whose entire source of income is donations from other fanatics to keep trying for full bans. Don’t they realize how quickly that easy money will dry up when there’s nothing left to enrage stupid people?

Are we sure it wasn’t just Lindsey maxing the beads setting?

I think you missed the joke.

Many of these people believe in a literal talking snake and a 900 year old man who built a gigantic boat.

Galaxy big. Universe big. Real, real big. Impossible make speed fast enough for interstellar travel due to inconvenient physics.

They also dismiss replies asking what they think should be the alternative. Disingenuous tool all around.

What do you suggest the next step in horseless carriages be?

Imagine how empty are the husks who love this unbearably exhausting product.