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What the hell’s going on under the hood? Did they run out of Armour All and tire shine and say “fuck it, good enough”? All the baked on dirt and grime could easily be removed.

A better time would probably be when they’re actually in stock.

You don’t have to be a member to offer support. Instead of using whatever influence they have to back the strikers, kardashian made the selfish choice because anything else would have been entirely out of character.

What happened to Doctor Psycho? I liked his outdated views and Harley and crew’s responses. Last season the only character conflict was between Harley and Ivy since Clayface and King Shark just do whatever whomever says without question.

Truly, he hacked the planet.. and our hearts.

I love Carol Kane, but I wish someone had suggested she workshop the accent a little more. I think it’s more the halting cadence, but it’s extremely unpleasant to listen to.

That tears it - I’m definitely not voting for Hunter.

Too bad Lars Von Trier tainted full penetration or we could have seen Cillian stunt cock Pugh.

“B-b-b- ut Obama1!” just doesn’t have the same ring as a conservative blubbering “buh-buh-buh-but Clinton!11!2"

Being in California has only delayed this thing’s pre-ordained death by rust. You can see it’s already started on the rear lower quarter panel. 

They gleefully lied to, abducted, and sent across state lines lone minors in addition to dozens of others and nothing happened. Not even a whisper of a threat of accountability for treating humans like cattle, which they did a number of times.

If the car’d had a train this wouldn’t have happened. Arm our teachers with trains 7/11 never frget.

It’s not money, it’s just that they moneyed the moneys to the right moneyers.

edit: just now saw how old this article is.

I’m glad all the half-baked elements from last season (genie, Nandor’s wife, night club, unendurable baby/teenage Colin) were either resolved or forgotten so we could start the new season with the status quo intact.

I expect the Republican Party to stand up — stand up and do something about it

You should have been un-un-aborted.

Hopefully the villains team up to punch this guy:

I want to get excited, but I already know the physics will be the same “brick turning on its center axis” that’s endemic to the Test Drive franchise.

Attention whoring by any other name would smell as desperate.