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Famous Mortimer
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Finding nicer presenting versions of objectively terrible things is a niche thing that not even niche enthusiasts care about.

Anti-social (media) represent.

Too trashy with a “trailer parker who got some money” vibe. Horrible salon tan, boring clothes, proud to be stupid.

Buy it in Washington for 5.5, sell it in the south for 10.

The trailer of bricks probably absorbed a lot of the train’s momentum despite looking like a bullet going through a sheet of paper. Plus I’m sure the conductor could see the thing parked on the tracks with enough time to slow to the speed seen in the video.

Death’s dyslexia strikes again - it was supposed to be Robert Pattinson.

Giving 1995 what? Kudos? Hepatitis?

Why does every super/hyper car look so similar? Is it all down to aerodynamics, and that shape is the only and best combination of performance and safety?

If Paul F. Thompkins ever turns out to be anything but a great guy I will kill myself.

Glimpse the new normal of the near future.

It’s strange how little has come from that crowd regarding HD’s plan to go all electric. You’d think they’d go hoarse screaming about “woke motorcycles” and whatnot.

I see a Dust Buster or any other handvac from the 80s/90s.

Same people who believe Starfield will meet its 9/23 release date.

Nope:

American companies’ total deference to the US govt

The oil was changed in-flight, but engines that run at a steady pace will keep going almost forever as long as oil gets refreshed. It’s the stopping and going, heating up and cooling down cycles that kill engines.

I love when the “cash only” types reply to leasers and the smug is so thick it overwhelms any good points they might make.

Nothing pisses off Apple fetishists like calling out faults in a mega corporation’s products. Most will do anything to justify overpaying for style-over-substance walled gardens.

If it doesn’t immediately cut to them all standing in a pharmacy looking at a rack of almonds and cashews while elevator music plays in the background, this isn’t a real movie.

It’s a good thing republicans don’t believe in science and biology or they’d claim women are using pheromones to mind control them.