When I went into Wednesday I really put my foot down and made it clear that everything that I had to say mattered and was heard

“built on the ideals of “honesty, doggedness, and fierce independence”

Let me know when he fucks someone who isn’t a consenting adult.

Zuckerberg looks slow and awkward for the short time he’s on his feet. Is this an exhibition match or actual high level competition?

Truly the posture of a great man, bristling with confidence and a penis so large you can but stare in awe at its magnificence.

Throwing an iPad at an “uppity” black child has got to be high up on most Florida cops’ wishlists.

Douche with punchable face says mean words to someone who doesn’t give a shit. It is kind of sad that recording it for his creepy fans was foremost on his mind instead of making a valid point.

Same for the ones with some idiot holding up a product with a dumbass idiot dumb expression on their dumbass face.

As a perfect disinformation delivery medium, there will be far too much money involved for any of these companies to take a proactive stance against deepfakes.

Any time that we think or perceive or believe that that might come into play, we cannot make an arrest. The law specifically says that”

For most people doing local Home Depot runs that’s not a deal-breaking drop in range, unless you live on a farm 70 miles from the nearest city. But then I’m sure they had the bare minimum electrical load for testing, and I hear there are those who like AC on 95+ degree days.

I hate Stern but I fucking love that movie. It’s weird.

Mr. Show is still the best sketch show and always will be and they didn’t need to fall back on ethnic stereotypes or racism. Well, except for a few times. Maybe half a dozen. But when they did blackface they did it 90s ironically which totally makes it ok.

A hearty fuck you to CNN for hosting a town hall for her right after doing one for Trump.

All Cops Are Bad. Calling them bastards doesn’t hit as hard as the all-encompassing “bad”.

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Chucky is definitely the monster to deliver the most exposition.

Does he talk about or apologize for being in The Mangler?

The fact that they don’t even pretend to care about what happens to babies after birth is what has and will always make this a losing issue for them. The more questions that are put to them about abortion, the more opportunities for them to dig their holes deeper.

Stuff like this is fun until scientific reality crashes the party. It’s a certainty life exists elsewhere in the universe, but the vast distances between stars -let alone galaxies - means no one will ever know.