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Twitter 2.0: Hitler woulda liked it.

I don’t know, but I’d be willing to give it a shot. For science.

The racial aspect doesn’t occur because he literally looks like a meatball. His name could be John White and the nickname would still apply.

That’s much better. That is honestly funny.

Biden PLAYING GOLF while something unrelated happened with planes? Fox news just got a week of programming.

I can’t tell you the extent we went through

Voice synthesis and recognition is advanced enough to handle simple call duties that most people would never know it wasn’t a human.

Twitter will live so long as people keep engaging the MAGA chuds there. Truth social and all the other Twitter clones died because an echo chamber with no one to insult in real time got boring fast.

I hope the next sentient life form that develops on this planet evolves empathy and intelligence requirements in order to function.

Latter day Bigfooters claim the creature has evolved the ability to turn invisible which completely answers the no pictures or videos question totally 100%.

He cast Tara Reid as an archeologist in Alone in the Dark so clearly he is a genius not of our time.

Angus MacLane? Damn Irish.

I guess you have to be a bigot to garner enough attention to escape the greys. I’ve been making uninteresting comments on all the sites for years and have not been ungreyed on any of them.

28ga CCA oughta do it.

Are you working on your stamina while jerking off to Dylan Mulvaney?

To paraphrase, if there are 9 nazis and a guy with white nationalist and neo-nazi tattoos sitting at a table then there are 10 nazis.

They never physically existed.

Innovative vibes from the backend engendered a fast-tracked paradigm turnaround to deliver on value and leverage a synergistic mindset coupled with  bottom line benchmarking to blow client focus out of the ballpark.

Go back to rage jerking it to Dylan Mulvaney already.

This show is so much better in every way than Discovery that alternating between them could give a person whiplash.