I brought up the question “what would you do if I ever became incapacitated behind the wheel, and my foot came to rest on the accelerator pedal, causing the vehicle to accelerate”?

Came here to say this.

“Well, well, well.” — Orcas

Saw Ozzy in the ‘80s. Ultimate Sin tour (I think). I would’ve been about 16. He seemed so old. The way he lumbered around the stage (“I love you all!” “CLAP YOUR GODDAMN HANDS!” “I love you all!”) I figured he’d be checking out at any time.

You can tell it’s good/memorable because when she mentioned it I knew exactly what she was talking about.

I was in a bar in NYC in the early aughts and met a woman who said she wrote the piano part for the UA vanity card.

More like ‘77. Snorted and starred anyway.

I’m 5'7" and for whatever reason I’ve never gotten shit for it. Could be because I don’t worry about it. It’s just never bothered me.

And when (spoiler alert) the shark dies, Spielberg re-used the sound effect from when (spoiler alert) the truck goes off the cliff. 

A church sets off fireworks on at 5/6 a.m. on the regular?

MFer has straight-up killed people. Nobody cares.

Hell, Kim Wexler’s -eyebrows- could just about carry a show.

I am not alone.

But see, that would make sense. That’s illegal here.

People in NYC have been calling for this for some time. License suspensions are not terribly effective in keeping motorists from driving, and in NY the maximum penalty for killing another person while driving without a license — as long as the driver is sober and doesn’t flee the scene — is typically $500 and no jail…

But only after they take your guns.

Ideally she has little to no patience with that shit.

He sounds like a Muppet to me and I can’t get past it.

The alarming change comes as part of a sweeping reform program 

they would need to figure out a bunch of other things first like sanitization and mental health