Ooooh! Cheese on hand means available cheese. I was picturing a situation where you look at your cheez covered mitt and go "Well, this is a turn on."

One of the fast-eating (hotdogs, I think?) champion people is a tiny Asian woman, so that Pizza Eating person isn't that big of a stretch.

Guy with Abs, you aren't missing out, Sprinkles cupcakes taste like poop.

Dear Dana,

FUUUUUUCK.

I suppose if you want to dismiss other people's experiences and project your opinions on them.

Catholic guilt prevented me from starting until 21, so I figure Jesus owes me some orgasms. But yes, I'm appreciative believe me.

My number for when boyonfire is home vs when I'm alone vary drastically.

No wait....I want to know how the damn mixer is used....

I've been thinking the exact same thing! Would love to see a pic of you!

Well there was this one time...at cooking camp...

My girlfriend's mom got her one when she was 14 when she accidentally walked in on it. She still has it and the note that came with it:

Like I said in another comment:

They're cousins? I did not know that. It's a common enough last name that I just assumed two actresses happened to share it.

Has it occurred to you that she may be showing up wearing less attractive dresses because she doesn't have many options to choose from?

simple. That is not a handmixer. That is a STAND mixer. A hand mixer is pictured at the top of the artice. I think you just take the prongs off and stick the vibrating part between your legs. easy.

Whisk...

Thank god, from the headline, I assumed the girl was pleasuring herself with the spinning end of the mixer.