My money’s on Teddy. 

The word “female,” in its primary usage, is an adjective. When you use “female” as a noun, the subject that you’re referring to is erased.

Yes! My husband doesn’t likeMaster of None, but once the Thanksgiving episode started, he sat down and buckled up. This episode is a standalone masterpiece!

I get the quasi-appropriation angle and that silly names are not acceptable in American culture.

One thing I am firmly opposed to, though, is giving your kid a “creative” first name.

Just to stop mean tweeting her about not greeting fans. They’re standing outside waiting to meet her and she’s inside doing a bunch of press.

Everyone’s all like “quelle horreur!!” and I’m sitting here thinking, “this is pretty cool”. Celebs with tons of followers that probably don’t give a shit about museums are maybe going to get some kids interested in checking out the Met. Art shouldn’t be stuffy and unapproachable.

You made me so happy.

Trump can’t use a computer. Doubt he understands video games.

This is why I hope Obama doesn’t pardon her. I dare Trump to try to imprison her. Cause jailing your opposition is going to give Americans the kick in the head they need about the state of the democracy.

All those shows were popular before cable was mainstream. I wonder how much of a role cable played in the rat race of chasing majority audiences (white) to get cling onto viewership.

Neutrogena fresh foaming cleanser. It’s cheap and does double duty removing makeup and working as a face wash.

Neutrogena fresh foaming cleanser. It’s cheap and does double duty removing makeup and working as a face wash.

Is there an internet picture of this hair type/style? Can’t wrap my mind around it at all

I blacked out... drunk. My theater serves alcohol. And this movie blew so I thought drinking more would make it better. Nope.

Summer camp is definitely expensive. I did some stuff with the city park in the summer, but most of it was “play at home safely with your sister cause we’re poor, working parents”.

Sorry, gonna hijack this to talk about the stupid lip kit gift. So anytime brown me tries on these colors, I look like utter shit. Is this only made for white people with tans? Or do you need to contour ever discoloration out of your face before it doesn’t make brown skin look like a splotchy mess? To which demon do…

Have you seen prom dresses today? Shiny satin/polyester never dies! Embarrassed to say I rocked that ugly fabric <15 years ago.

Where do you get your wigs? How does one get started on this?

FGOTU - It reads like “forgot you”?

Read the headline. Immediately thought of Ayesha Curry cooking memes. And YES to the quiz.