Ugh, girls did this at my highschool, they would put a special tanning decal of something (I remember the Playboy bunny logo) on their hip or stomach and it would leave a white imprint. *herk*

The adjustability does mean that it probably does work on almost all body shapes. It's body sizes that's the issue.

And the fact that more women are wearing the right size (lots of women who thought they were 34Bs are more like 30D, for example, and that knowledge is becoming more common.)

Louis CK seems to act out the darker parts of the average male experience with accuracy that's chilling. This scene disgusted me, although I understand why it was done. Same with the 'fat girl' thing awhile ago. It can be hard to accept, since he's playing a version of himself on the show, and most audiences aren't…

The bikini bottoms are tragically unflattering. The sides are supposed to scoop in, not out. They look like diapers.

I dunno I kinda assume people are talking about classical body shapes, when they say body shape most of the time, but I am not really around people who talk about body shapes so that might have something to do with it.

Well if you are going of the classical understanding of body shapes there are supposed to be six this bikini could work on five, so they are not lying.

Left - medium sized small boobs

God, that poor young woman. I just can't. But David Cook, the columnist, is my new favorite person.

What I love is that Rihanna could reach out to quite literally any designer on the planet to design a dress of her choosing, and she went with Adam Selman, her longtime costume designer. Gotta love the loyalty. The other fun fact: It was crafted using more than 216,000 Swarovski crystals, and you gotta love the…

I mean, why do we even have a separate system for trying children and adults if every time a child does something horrific, we're just going to try them as an adult anyway. We, as a society, have decided that crimes have a different connotation and weight when you're younger, and I think we either need to accept…

I would too except she looks so ravishing in that headdress and she's so open with her body! However, she does seem to be missing the spark... Rihanna seems a lot more languid. And Josephine was so bubbly.

I was getting that plus some of Adrian's early works for Joan Crawford. This one is from Dancing Lady in 1933, released just a few months before they started enforcing the Hays Code.

And yet, when I insist on crafting while naked so glitter doesn't get all over my clothes, everyone is all "put on an apron at least!" and "this is a public park, for crissake!" PRUDES.

How does Rihanna seemingly party around the clock, and look at least as fit as the greatest dancer of the Twenties? She's either got unreal genetics... or is the stealthiest workout junkie of our time.

I feel like they could have found cuter nude underwear, but otherwise this whole look is fantastic.

here is it, i don't know what to take of this dress

Sooo....is she gonna walk around all night like this or are we gonna get to see what's underneath?

Aspirational. I don't care. I love it.