Speaking of candy changing flavors...I bought a package of Skittles for the first time in a few years the other day and imagine my shock and disappointment when I found out they changed the best flavor (lime, obviously), to perhaps the worst candy flavor on earth: sour apple. I wish the candy industry would stop…

Oh fuck, Checkers was so goddamned good when I lived down south. $5 for a triple cheeseburger, drink, and some of the best fast food fries in existence? Yes, please.

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These Warriors became themselves in that playoff series against the Nuggets a couple of years ago. That was the best Nuggets team that ever was.

Fuck the warriors.

It’s a tense time, but I predict that five years from now, whatever he’s been through will have made Future perfect.

I also struggle to shower while high, but I do it anyway.

Let’s play Clue, shall we?

Man, on the heels of B.o.B.’s bullshit earlier this week, it’s like everybody has to disagree with Newton.

Well, it should be no surprise considering all the wide-open uncontested looks they get. It’s not like they’ll draw a charge or anything.

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

It was all fun and games until one of the kids challenged him to a game of “Pig.”

*searches Deadspin for “tongue in cheek video Bills fans”*

Dangerous place to be after all that Chipotle.

Quick: Someone check in on adultosaur.

Watching this, you might get the impression that Cleveland is largely devoid of life and, especially in winter, nothing more than a dead bouquet of empty, mid-sized skyscrapers tied together with the rotting twine of twisted grey slab highways. And you would be precisely correct.

She didn’t ‘betray’ you because you weren’t actually together.

The future. Oh, swell.

Before the season began it was pretty widely known the 49ers were going to be trash. They proved to be just that and now they get rid of the one guy with waste management experience.

I’d rather see “child of a Pinterest mom”.