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Interestingly, the idea that rates of obesity are highest among the working-class in the US is widely overstated. For men, obesity prevalence is similar at every income level. Among certain racial groups (black Americans and Mexican-Americans), higher income men are actually significantly more likely to be obese than

OK the dating app is really weird because a mutual love of Disney is defs not something I’d base a relationship off of.

But y’all are fuckin mean.

This whole shipping of real people thing...

As a Star Wars fan, I am deeply, deeply embarrassed for you right now.

If they take away my Monday morning BCO, I will beat someone with my monogrammed thermos.

That guacamole story is just unforgivable. Everyone knows it’s pronounced Whack-A-Mole.

Man, I kept reading this hoping for some kind of through-line or identifiable argument, but the thesis here seems to be “the movies I don’t like are stupid.” Which is a valid enough argument (most of us have probably made it at least once or twice), but probably doesn’t need 3,000 words to be made. Which is especially

Excellent, highly plausible story about someone in high school Latin class having learned to speak conversational Latin, even to the point of being able to sling insults. I definitely enjoyed this thoroughly believable story.

It goes 0-100 degrees real quick. Real fuckin quick.

Wait - he wore the Moncler but is working with CG? Sorry Drake, but these days, all I do is wonder if you’re bending over backwards for someone else.

Ahhh. I get it now. When those idiots were talking about being ‘vaguely mannish’ it was referring to Serena’s boyfriend.

LOL

U describe this as a candy review but what it is is a bleak and terrifying account of man’s inhumanity to man

Wow Anna you think you know more about candy then me but you don’t have emergency peanut m&ms in your bag at all times?

C’mon Florida - even fucking Maryland is getting in on your act. Need to up your game.

White chocolate is better than any other type of chocolate.

MeNace 2 society

There is a distinct lack of diversity in these videos. How can a company have only assholes? It must be a violation of some kind of law to have no non-assholes hired at any given point.

You’d be mad too if you were a man named Susan.

So you’re saying they’re literally basic bitches?