because it’s an octopus attacking a mountain! DUH

It’s almost as if they’re trying to confuse people on porpoise.

no. make it colder.

They misspelled ‘eating’ by a mile.

You are a fucking asshole.

I can’t be the only person who only checks One Direction articles to see if adultosaur’s responded. She should really be included in the tags.

In story with @ramonashelburne we also report Mavs now fear they won’t now get audience with Jordan as Clips have essentially surrounded him.

Deadspin: LeBron, Wade, And CP3 Are Riding Around The Bahamas On A Banana Boat

This is the worst possible food opinion.

It’s sad the level of vitriol this has accumulated.

Queso >>>>> Guacamole

Huh, this is an interesting article. Because I just now took up skateboarding. I have always wanted to. Life sometimes can get messy and priorities come first. So it took me awhile to get around to this actvitiy. This essay kinda seethes with butt hurt, when there are more important discussion to talk about. Like the…

I am a big fan of the Eggplant emoji with a question mark after it.

Because, despite his relentless efforts to keep the culture and traditions of his native Ecuador alive in his children, Isabel and Gerrado jr. have long since given up speaking, or even caring about Spanish.

The answer, as it’s always been, is Solent Green, people.

Human civilization is pretty much doomed no matter what we do, so might as well live high on the hog now!

I don’t really think of Concourse as a “sports” site even if it is part of Deadspin. Plus we got a well rounded well read group of folks here. I do agree the show could be touching at moments but it had a liot of plot holes and that second season....blahh.

Is your ex Taylor Swift?

I can’t tell if they’re all boring af or if it’s just the cranky? Someone told me today that the cranky was coming from Mercury being in retrograde. I stabbed her with a thermometer.