I mean you could theoretically eat 112 all-you-can-eat meals for less than a dollar apiece, which might be a better deal than cheap spaghetti and cheap sauce, and that’s not even counting if you want meatballs, or sausage, or shrimp, or some other meat product.

The best thing in Banana Republic was their Pima cotton tees. Overpriced, but comfortable, breatheable, and somehow still thick enough to hide my creepily prominent nipples. Plus they lasted for 10 years of weekely wearing and washing before finally giving out on me. Then BR replaced them with some sort of ultra-thin…

Heavy on salt and chili powder, medium on garlic powder, brown sugar, and cumin, light on onion powder and cayenne. Let it soak with a little lime juice and mhmm...

So it’s hiking, but now you can pay a guru figure to teach you how to do it.

LW1 if you’re going to hook up with a guy, do it because you’re horny and he turns you on, if you’re going to have a relationship with a guy do it because you want to feel emotionally close to him. Do not, under any circumstances, do either of these thing if you are trying to validate your identity. Get comfortable…

LW2: This does not sound like a relationship between people who consider each other emotional equals. I mean, this guy was willing to be kept as a secret by a woman he wanted to marry for 6 years, he frames getting his education as a means the become worthy of her, and he’s afraid to even mention studying with a woman…

Please tell me more about this “ALL BACON DIET”. I am intrigued.

*Shared from Offspring*

Guess no one alerted Lavar that “small ball” is what’s in right now.

If you don’t want to blow the money, make it disappear.

Phew. Good thing I switched to cherry cola before it was too late.

Technically sausage is a standalone food, so a hot dog is already a stand alone food used as a filling. Sausage-onna-stick is better than sausage-inna-bun anyway.

Time to make The Killer Rabbit into a (virtual) reality.

Shredded cheese and Buffalo sauce. Some garlic paste if it’s around.

I would pay good money to see the meet-cute between the ‘full head of hair’ finance guy who swore off hot women and the ‘9 or 10' environmental lawyer who’s skipping attractive men for ‘superballers’. Especially the part where each realizes their counterpart was also featured in this article.

Have you ever been driving on a highway that abruptly switched to one lane due to construction or the like? You see the orange cones up ahead, the traffic slowing down, and cars start to get into the open lane. You’re maybe half a mile from the lane closure, but you get over into the open lane when you can and prepare…

How dare you impugn puffy peppermints!

Hi-ji-ka-taaaa....

If this gets me a fashion competition show hosted by Russell Westbrook and Cam Newton, I am totally willing to be pandered to.

Honestly, I’d just be happy with some pants without holes in them.