And the corn has ears!

Some shit

It’s nice to see the cat being represented by the Clawfirm of Gloria Pawred and Robert Shapurro.

I’m interested in knowing more about this water skiing squirrel you speak of.

Did anyone else assume “forest bathing” was... literally bathing in a body of water located in a forest?

This is hiking. It’s hiking if you wear earbuds and listen to music, its hiking if you walk slow or fast, its hiking if you decide to inspect flora and fauna while you do it, its hiking and hiking is amazing. If calling it ‘forest bathing’ or ‘nature bathing’ gets more people outdoors then ultimately its a very good…

You’re on fire!

Just want to say you really want to avoid the slow clap. It’s known to be antibiotic resistant.

—How babby form?

you okay, man?

There is nothing remaining nor outstanding to debate about ... its over and the Anti-Umar rebels are defeated.

DR UMAR JOHNSON - THE HIGHEST PAID LETHAL CONTRACT HIT MAN IN BLACK AMERICA.

On the International front Iraqi forces backed by the United States have defeated Isis in the fight for Mosul.

On the domestic home…

Ten days later, a former Thinx employee filed a sexual harassment complaint with the City of New York Commission on Human Rights, alleging that Agrawal groped her breasts, stripped in front of employees, discussed her sex life with them, and engaged in boundary-busting behavior like FaceTiming them while nude or on…

Peter, after casually glancing over this article, feels the corners of his mouth turn up ever so slightly in a smirk, while he simultaneously farts a perfectly wrapped Hershey’s Kiss that his pet miniature giraffe promptly picks up and places in a crystal chocolate dish and thinks to himself, “Silly girl, this could…

Must be two Austin Rivers, because I don’t think he’s good at all.

And now the drivers need a shoulder to cry on.

“the book?”

Wait, am I supposed to be rooting for this person? Because I don’t want to root for this person.

i ran it by the wife, and based on her experience with me over the past 20 years, she feels as though i may taint your budding relationship. however, it wasnt a definitive no, but i did ask her to not sit on this for too long without giving me an answer.

It’s like the trench run in Star Wars; some people need a visual to stay on target and some use their instincts and trust The Force.

Jesus Christ, just outlaw baseball already.