Maybe they’re saying I bet we can get at least 74 (make that 75) comments about our content on someone else’s site.

Your first sentence makes me sad.

For most of it I ate the pies and pizza separately but I made a pie sandwich with the pizza and it was.... edible. I swear I’m sober.

Amazingly, this doesn’t have anything on Pizza Hut’s Hong Kong monstrosities. May I present the Crazy Bites Seafood Mania, which contains “Calamari, Clam, Pepperoni, Crabstick, Yogurt Cheese, Cherry tomato, Pineapple, Onion, Green pepper, Olive, Thousand Island Sauce.”

That’s absolutely right.

The texture makes it feel like you’re french kissing someone with a big fat slug tongue. Even in parmagian.

Sweet potato FTW.

Nugget fucking is for plebs... I wanna be chicken fingered.

Goddammit. I have to pay better attention. ‘Cause I had one for this column, too.

I highly recommend synthetic lubes like Castrol Edge or Mobil 1, which resist breaking down at very high temperatures and under extreme compressions that can quickly degrade natural petroleum-based lubricants. I further suggest considering the use of a performance-enhancing supplement like STP, which can improve…

...Only, he was dead serious.

You must be reading a different Jezebel than I am.

Just like male humans!

So does Eve’s role in Star Trek make her an... astroTERF?

Everything is a chemical. Water is a chemical.

I would buy this comic book / see this movie.

I am 100% with you on this one. Lilly is bright and happy and screams “Summer! The beach!” And you know what, after the last year I’ve had, especially this long, terrible winter that has made living in chronic pain even more terrible than normal, if some slightly expensive shift dresses with ridiculously colourful,…

I am a cooper skinned afro caribbean girl with a shaved head, and I think I would look wonderful in those.

I have a dirty confession...I think these dresses are cute as shit. They remind me of the shifts Mia Farrow wore in Rosemary's Baby.

But alas, I am poor, fat, white trash. Maybe if I throw a NASCAR jacket over one of them?

A man in an apron- the kind of choreplay we we’re all looking for.