In the grand scheme of things that don’t deserve to be monetized that are currently being successfully monetized, this is so inoffensive as to be reasonable.

The sanctity of marriage is sort of like virginity. Overrated, and it can be “lost” as many times as is convenient.

Something something ruining traditional marriage something something.

And yet Pinot Grigio and Pinot Noir are not the same, but share a common noun, with different modifying adjectives, just like white chocolate and dark chocolate.

This, or cookies&creme: which would you say is better? Because candy corn is delicious, and the Hershey’s white chocolate creme stuff is an addiction for me, but I’m hesitant about the combination.

Don't you feel sorry for the sad, sad existences these candy-corn dislikers have to suffer? Should they truly suffer any more?

You might argue that those who will exist in the future are people as well, which would complicate things. Maybe not-living rather than dead.

100% support. Accept that people have different preferences, and that dating/sexual preferences don’t say anything about the general worthiness of other people. Besides its a vicious cycle. Shaming someone for physical preferences seems to frequently make them double down and arbitrarily associate negative personality…

It's the story of every movement ever. Blame the other to bring people into the fold, then blame each other to keep them there.

This might be the most wonderful piece of philosophical musing that I have ever read. And I hope you don’t mind if I borrow the bag of cats turn of phrase you used.

I mean, I don’t disagree that those sound like things a real kid might do (personally I used Russian composers instead of pop singers, still accidentally say Shostakovich as an exclamation on occasion). Thing is, even if they sound real they sure as heck aren't the kids I'd want to go see a movie about.

I mean... Sometimes Christmas comes and everyone gives you socks. That’s part of the fun, right? (I actually love getting socks though...)

This is wonderful. It's like every day has the potential to be Christmas.

No. Sorry, that response was too snarky, but the argument against the server there is based on the theory that she did something out of the ordinary, and did it maliciously, neither of which I feel I am justified in believing. Heating the plate in an oven or broiler is a pretty standard procedure for keeping food hot…

Provided they ask for the food to be hot, and you warn them that it's a hot plate, you're in the clear.

How else would you suggest describing someone accidentally covered in a fresh plate of fajitas, then?

You know who wouldn’t vote for Beast Mode?

I mean, at least friends and fools take some skill. I can understand that both charisma and... creatively interpreting (lying) are arts. Family though, it’s literally what you’re born with (or adopted into). Its not a bad thing to get help from your relatives, just don't act like it took some special skill to do so.

I would go one step further, and say that the somewhat unconscious nature of the fart (and the burp, for that matter) undermines not just the separation of self and world, but the notion of human free will as a result. We do not choose, we simply react to the discomfort of gas buildup by releasing it, and it…

On the bright side, this way he can fulfill his spousal duties and take the fall for it whenever he realizes by the smell that you have let one off by doing the same.