*stands up*

It is readily apparent that, while many women purport to enjoy Jane Austen’s “Sense and Sensibility” and “Pride and Prejudice”, few have encountered the criminally underread gem that is truly her masterpiece: “Flattery and Flatulence.”

Borrowing not quite a grand from dad to pay off your creditors? Bootstrapping indeed.

They call the high school Heavybridge, and the middle school Welterbridge.

Edited: way late to the party.

@ben affleck

I think that the more timely question might be which of them ends up with a reality TV show first.

Sorry, but rather than Heavenly Kings, I'd rather have the Four Horsemen(women) of the Apopcalypse.

Douchecraft carrier? Not only is he a douche, he always brings dozens of douchey friends along as well.

The latter two. Like, if the guy came in every day with an easy order that was say 5 bucks, got it for a buck, then tipped 2 (saving 2 in the process) you might aaaalmost root for him (beyond potentially putting the employee between a rock and a hard place). It’s the shitty attitude that makes it.

I mean, that’s sort of like saying that cola couldn’t contribute to obesity because people who drink coke also eat a lot of fries. If condoms decrease your arousal level, just find something that will keep it up to counteract. Stopping the sex act to put on a condom tends to make me lose an erection quickly, and the…

Sorry, this pit is for snakes, the crocodiles are over THERE.

1. I... would watch this.

I wouldn’t be surprised if, with Deez Nuts on top of nearly every Republican candidate in the polls, his support only continues to swell. After all, he’s proven himself to be the most adept Teabagger of the bunch.

“The Chief’s son was ecstatic when he finally bridled WindDancer. Now that he had tamed her, she was his to ride, however he wished.

Actually that’s my favorite part... Where IS her swimsuit area? Does she get two? Do they both work? Can she both make babies and... foal? When in the relationship does she bring interspecies threesomes into play? Isn’t being double pregnant a kind of terrifying prospect? Do centaur pharmaceutical companies make…

Seen on Ancient Greek Craigslist:

Supper(wo)man.

And this is why the absolute worst person in the post, counterintuitively, is pizza place mom #2.

Other than Baymax, every other side character felt like a walking plot device or another way to show how cool the hero was. Most of the movie fell flat for me because the only one I could get invested in was the robot. The other highlight was the “real science” bit with the old videos of his brother.